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i'm late to the party but :blender: blender, perhaps my favorite piece of software, turned 25 yesterday. :^)

blender.org/press/blenders-25t

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Everyone is mourning Tumblr, and I’m here like, “Usenet was the best social network.”

a coworker just told me:
:wq
they probably misfocused my chat window for their editor, but maybe they really do want me to save and quit.

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just saw reo speedwagon. good show!

when i go to concerts, i still catch the occasional whiff of marijuana, but it's probably medicinal now.

loud noise 

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Real proud of Minnesota for having the highest voter turnout of any US state, at over 64%!
electproject.org/2018g

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Me: I'd like to trust this self signed certificate.

Firefox: No, that's insecure, user.

Me: I'm aware. I'm a big girl. Add the exception.

Firefox: No, please contact your administrator.

Me: Listen here you little #$@! I *am* the administrator. Add. The. Exception.

Firefox: I'm afraid I can't do that Val…

Me: *opens about:config*

uspol 

Voting day! 

i couldn't come up with the word "south"; i went with "negative north".

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Trans friends, I love you. You deserve so much better than this country, this world, has given you.

rockets: we made fireworks, we blew each other up, we sent people to the moon.
internet: we built protocols and stacks, we lied and toppled democracies... still waiting for that awesome humanity-lifting next thing.

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We need a new kind of building to routinely get people married. Most churches are too heteronormative and bogged down with ghoulish histories, and courthouses are full of classist racist technocrats. So I propose a new kind of place, which shall be called the Spouse House.

crafting some halloween decorations, the question of what names to put on tombstones came up.
i said: "we could always use r.i.p."
wife heard: "we could always use our IP."

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