penduin @penduin@birb.site

that's not how ears and snouts work.

i turned 39 today. my wife got me some fancy whiskey which is nearly a third as old, and it is sublime. :^)

double #catmouflage @book @autumn

#caturday

clouds: open hailing frequencies!

two, then four... at this rate @book will have thousands of legs by tonight.

while i showered, @autumn drank my water for two minutes straight. my wife was kind enough to document and report it.

can't tell too much anymore, but somebody mashed up against the chalk wall and got himself all pink'd up.

: this represents the natural heirarchy.
: yes. wait what?

this birb just bonked into a window and is now wandering around in our yard. will keep an eye on it, hope it's just stunned/disoriented.

swing and a miss.

i've been reading this book and have both enjoyed and not enjoyed it. only recently has it dawned on me how appropriate and/or cute that is.

ukranian nesting limes.
#CocktailDebris

crayon self portrait, posted without context 'cause it's even sillier that way.