religions i've invented
the church of achoo: when you sneeze, a soul does indeed escape. but that's fine, we all have lots of souls, including grass we've trod on, pets we've said goodbye to (or have sneezed on us) etc
reevocarnlutionism: die in a funny or memorable way to be reincarnated as something more evolved
matholicism: 3's are holy, but never use 6's
psyology: creativity is a myth, psychic powers are real. when you imagine, you're perceiving a real alternate dimension
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