penduin @penduin@birb.site

#introductions
Hey, I'm a geek-type hooman and I have two cat-type birbs:
@autumn
@book
If you would like your birb (or anything else) added on birb.site as an emoji, just ask!

good, also good, and still the best.

i'm late to the party but blender, perhaps my favorite piece of software, turned 25 yesterday. :^)

https://www.blender.org/press/blenders-25th-birthday/

here are @autumn and @book booping snoots (this earns them snacks)
#snootboop

a coworker just told me:
:wq
they probably misfocused my chat window for their editor, but maybe they really do want me to save and quit.

i'm beginning to suspect that @book is a cylon.

just saw reo speedwagon. good show!

when i go to concerts, i still catch the occasional whiff of marijuana, but it's probably medicinal now.

"fire in the hole!", i say before running the blender.

...see what i did there? eh? ok i'll leave now.

the republican color should be orange. as in, a bunch of yellow piss was mixed with the old red. plus, you know, that pissy orange guy.

...except we shouldn't do that to orange, or any other color. colors are useful and not monsters.

Have a good one.

i couldn't come up with the word "south"; i went with "negative north".

rockets: we made fireworks, we blew each other up, we sent people to the moon.
internet: we built protocols and stacks, we lied and toppled democracies... still waiting for that awesome humanity-lifting next thing.