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Hey, I'm a geek-type hooman and I have two cat-type birbs:
:autumn: @autumn
:autumn_book: @book
If you would like your birb (or anything else) added on birb.site as an emoji, just ask!

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We need a new kind of building to routinely get people married. Most churches are too heteronormative and bogged down with ghoulish histories, and courthouses are full of classist racist technocrats. So I propose a new kind of place, which shall be called the Spouse House.

crafting some halloween decorations, the question of what names to put on tombstones came up.
i said: "we could always use r.i.p."
wife heard: "we could always use our IP."

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that's not how ears and snouts work.

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> Make your voice heard and register to vote for the 2018 US election.

K.

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dear greedy corporations and ignorant governments,

we already gave you tld's like .com and .gov so stop trying to take over and/or wreck the rest of the internet. play nice or gtfo.

sincerely,
the entire human race

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techcrunch.com/2018/08/30/leno
my tastes are exactly opposite of whomever this is for. i'd replace a laptop's lcd display with e-ink, and make the keyboard big and chunky!

alexa,
at 2am every day, play death metal music at maximum volume.

i have not yet had it in me to say this out loud when visiting friends/relatives who own such a device.

so, crystal pepsi is a thing again, huh? i don't drink pop anymore, but i'm willing to try a really weird-looking rum and coke.

to the 90s; may some of that optimism also make a comeback.

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How 'bout if you shut the heck up, Chrome? If I wanted you as my default browser you'd be my default browser. I keep you around because you're the new Internet Explorer 6 and some people design the web as if you're all that exists. That doesn't mean I want you to be part of my daily life.

the cats :autumn: :autumn_book: were buzzing about the house like electrons on an atom tonight. their locations were ... a probability clowder.

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so, it's "dialed in" if you got it right, but it's "phoned in" if you got it wrong.

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