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Hey, I'm a geek-type hooman and I have two cat-type birbs:
:autumn: @autumn
:autumn_book: @book
If you would like your birb (or anything else) added on as an emoji, just ask!

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How 'bout if you shut the heck up, Chrome? If I wanted you as my default browser you'd be my default browser. I keep you around because you're the new Internet Explorer 6 and some people design the web as if you're all that exists. That doesn't mean I want you to be part of my daily life.

the cats :autumn: :autumn_book: were buzzing about the house like electrons on an atom tonight. their locations were ... a probability clowder.

punny weather Show more

so, it's "dialed in" if you got it right, but it's "phoned in" if you got it wrong.

online gaming Show more

random thought: a chess set but the knights are seahorses. ...and i guess the pawns should be prawns...

two, then four... at this rate @book will have thousands of legs by tonight.

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...and most members can't even be bothered to read the book.

church is an astonishingly stuck-in-a-rut book club.

:autumn_book: book is a reverse houdini. he traps himself in inescapable situations, and we can always tell how he did it.

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I’m sick to death of people being precious about #GMO produce. Functionally there is no difference between a grape bred to have little or no seed and a grape that has been modified in a lab for the same thing. Y’all are just scared of science.

You wanna talk about #Monsanto charging for “licenses” for their crops, ok. Talk about agribusiness killing the planet, ok. Talk about corporations copyrighting genetic code, ok. These are all valid concerns.

But the science is sound.

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started up the new wolfenstein.
things have gotten fancy since the ol' dos raycaster!

killed a bunch of nazis, and the plan is now to liberate the usa from some more nazis. i'm not big on fps games but this is a premise i can wholeheartedly get behind!

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We are not them Show more

reverse vampire: you can only see their reflection

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I'm gonna say it

it's been almost 10 years since the Pré came out and modern smartphone operating systems still haven't caught up to where it was from an UX standpoint. It may /look/ dated now but just usability-wise, WebOS is still light-years ahead

Not asking for advice, please don't @ me Show more