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Hey, I'm a geek-type hooman and I have two cat-type birbs:
:autumn: @autumn
:autumn_book: @book
If you would like your birb (or anything else) added on birb.site as an emoji, just ask!

dear greedy corporations and ignorant governments,

we already gave you tld's like .com and .gov so stop trying to take over and/or wreck the rest of the internet. play nice or gtfo.

sincerely,
the entire human race

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techcrunch.com/2018/08/30/leno
my tastes are exactly opposite of whomever this is for. i'd replace a laptop's lcd display with e-ink, and make the keyboard big and chunky!

alexa,
at 2am every day, play death metal music at maximum volume.

i have not yet had it in me to say this out loud when visiting friends/relatives who own such a device.

so, crystal pepsi is a thing again, huh? i don't drink pop anymore, but i'm willing to try a really weird-looking rum and coke.

to the 90s; may some of that optimism also make a comeback.

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How 'bout if you shut the heck up, Chrome? If I wanted you as my default browser you'd be my default browser. I keep you around because you're the new Internet Explorer 6 and some people design the web as if you're all that exists. That doesn't mean I want you to be part of my daily life.

the cats :autumn: :autumn_book: were buzzing about the house like electrons on an atom tonight. their locations were ... a probability clowder.

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so, it's "dialed in" if you got it right, but it's "phoned in" if you got it wrong.

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random thought: a chess set but the knights are seahorses. ...and i guess the pawns should be prawns...

two, then four... at this rate @book will have thousands of legs by tonight.

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...and most members can't even be bothered to read the book.

church is an astonishingly stuck-in-a-rut book club.

:autumn_book: book is a reverse houdini. he traps himself in inescapable situations, and we can always tell how he did it.

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