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I'm not brittle 

I'm just a little
Scared of your temperament

I'm going to give you those if you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says... 

Sorry, we don't serve food here.

Seriously, birbs are too humble for that layout. I'm lucky

thick, hairy hog 

Guinea Hogs are a rare breed because they're too small to yield a lot of meat.

@minego come on by! If you oversee the work to shape the island into a skull, you can stay on as conservator afterward

And complimenting y'all is actually pretty happy that most people react that way. I DON'T like children, though. :fingerguns:

Selfie with eye contact 

Sammy is helping me work...

Pro tip: Use every stair when going down a flight of stairs. Forgetting one is never a good idea.


I think that @julia is absolutely wonderful, and she makes me feel happy.

I just got a 40 second voice message from @minego just hating on Alanis Morissette and it was hilarious.

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This is a tiny, friendly fedi server!