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Who thought it was a good idea for humans to go outside while the sun is up? This is a terrible idea.

I am sitting on the side of a soccer field why 8yo half days attention to what is going on, and I am going to melt because it is ridiculously hot out today.

๐ŸŽถ come with me
and you'll be
in a world
of public transportation ๐ŸŽถ

Further evidence has proven that I was actually wrong and being an ass. What else is new... Please redact all rants.

Or don't. Whatever. I mean, it is your timeline. Insert what you want.

Insert long winded rant complaining about a minor thing that seems really important to me but wouldn't to most of you here.

(In case it isn't clear, I'm not going to actually tell you want that thing is.)

Alcohol 

Selfie of me and my bird 

Selfie of me and my bird 

Selfie of me and my bird 

Selfie of me and my bird 

Selfie of me and my bird 

Selfie of me and my bird 

Selfie of me and my bird 

Selfie of me and my bird 

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birb site

This site is dedicated to birbs. A birb is a cute bird. In some instances another animal (dog, cat, rodent, even a snek may qualify)

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