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Selfie with eye contact Show more

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(Note: The vast majority of you today. How can anyone not actively hate Alanis Morissette?

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No but seriously, you got such a cutie, thanks. 😘

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YouTube has shown me the same trailer for Mortal Engines about 30 times tonight, and hasn't let me skip any...

Have you noticed that :julia: is asleep right now? Sucks, doesn't it :( Damned time zones...

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Nudity, soft, couple nude in bed Show more

Tonight I'm cooking... Frozen pizza. Because reasons. Not as exciting as actually cooking something, but that is okay.

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I don't practice Santeria. I ain't got no crystal ball. Well, if I had a million dollars I'd... Show more

I think I have all this SAML shit working... Go me!

Alcohol Show more

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Some beautiful game assets in the public domain (CC0), by Kenney: kenney.nl/assets

I've now had 2 people try to give me shit over coloring my hair pink... That is 2 too many.

Robot of Theseus.

How many parts do you have to replace on a robot before some rich moron is willing to pay $10k to fuck it because it is a "virgin" again?

harpy.life/@julia/101184018456

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I have had to say "No! No cockatoos on the desk!" far too many times today.

uspol, insensitive, bad taste, speaking ill of a dead asshole Show more

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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

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birb site

This site is dedicated to birbs. A birb is a cute bird. In some instances another animal (dog, cat, rodent, even a snek may qualify)

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