8yo's school wanted all the kids to dress up like they were in the 1820s today, and so they are wearing a bow tie and a top hat and acting like a fancy gentleman. It is adorable.

Sick 

@djsundog @rosalind I had a textured sticker on mine initially and things either fell off or would stick way too hard.

@djsundog What is your build plate made of? I usually print on glass with hairspray. I never had any luck with tape.

Car on fire 

Car on fire 

legal drugs 

I'd like to report a murder.

(The opening lines of Greta Thunberg's speech at Davos)

Okay, another bad one.

Fighter: It's hard raising a family while being an adventurer.

Necromancer: Not if they are buried near each other.

It was just too funny not to share.

Warrior: I swear I will have revenge for the death of my brother.

Elf: You have my bow.

Dwarf: And my axe.

Necromancer: And your brother.

I am tired as fuck, so I'm going to relax with a Hot Pocket, a bottle of Irish Whiskey and an episode of Qi.

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