@Robby You have promised to sack those responsible at least 3 times now...

Remember when I did handwriting regularly? That was fun...

I found coffee and successfully did my demo on this conference call. Now I want to sleep for a few days.

I am stuck in a meeting. In a moment I'm going to have to present. I have not had coffee yet today.

Send help! In the form of coffee!

@Jewbacchus Assuming that it was clear that the nude was desired before it was sent then I expect at least 4 out of the 5. It would be pretty damned rude to only do 2 or 3 of these.

I was woken up by a 3.3 earthquake. So rude of the Earth to do that. I want my sleep back!

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@FishQuest It is the most shrimpy shrimp of any shrimps I've seen shrimp!

@erinbee Sorry, but I'm not giving any books away today. I fully support others giving books. That seems really nice. I won't be participating though!

@minego It's International Book Giving Day, you old crank

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This site is dedicated to birbs. A birb is a cute bird. In some instances another animal (dog, cat, rodent, even a snek may qualify)

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