I haven't been here lately, and I realize that a few of you (or less) might be concerned about my well being with all the shit going on (COVID 19) so I decided to give you a status update.

I actually died weeks ago, and am tooting at you from the grave. Being dead is shitty. Everyone is still panicking about this damn virus even though they are dead!

Okay, bye.

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