I'm alone for the rest of the night with no plans. Just me, a cockatoo, a turtle and a bottle of whiskey.
@erinbee Yup, it is pretty sad. I'll survive somehow though.
@erinbee Ugh. Wiskey is more fun when shared.
@minego Yeah, can't imagine the turtle wanting a sip
@erinbee I think she'd try it but I don't want to try because I'm sure she'd be a mean drunk
@minego I too am curious how much alcohol it takes to get a turtle drunk.
Hope would you even determine whether the title is drunk yet.
Turtle sobriety test?
@Anarkat She is a damned feisty turtle, so maybe I'd be able to tell? Hard to say.
(In case anyone thinks I'm being serious, I am NOT SHARING WITH THE ANIMALS! THEY CAN GET THEIR OWN WHISKEY!)
@minego "experiment log. Two hours. 2 oz of whiskey. The turtle is belligerent".
@Anarkat Strange, I thought 2 oz would be enough to see a change!
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