Gross, illness, bodily functions, seriously don't read this
Yesterday I felt absolutely fine until about 3pm, at which point I started to feel a bit nauseous. Within 5 minutes I was laying in bed, curled up in a little ball, shivering. A few hours later I ended up in the bathroom with ridiculous amounts of liquid being ejected from both ends.
Now I'm mostly okay again. My head hurts a lot, my stomach is still a bit queasy and my stomach muscles are very sore. Aside from that, I'm fine. So weird.
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