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No song's opening lyrics could ever beat Seretonia by Highly Suspect.

"I wish that everyone I knew was dead,
So that I never have to pick up the phone.
I just wanna be naked,
Masturbate all day at home."

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birb site

This site is dedicated to birbs. A birb is a cute bird. In some instances another animal (dog, cat, rodent, even a snek may qualify)

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