I don't have enough energy to make coffee. Send help, and tell them to bring coffee.
@minego coffee drone incoming!
@metalbiker Does that mean I have to stand up and open a window? Because, ugh.
@minego don't worry! My drone will open them by breaking the glass! 😜
@metalbiker But, then I'll have to move or I'll freeze to death.
Hmmm we should install a drone automatic door then!
@minego Coffee is being displaced to you through an artificially-induced wormhole. Caution: the coffee may arrive at Planck temperature.
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