I don't have enough energy to make coffee. Send help, and tell them to bring coffee.

@metalbiker Does that mean I have to stand up and open a window? Because, ugh.

@minego don't worry! My drone will open them by breaking the glass! 😜

@metalbiker But, then I'll have to move or I'll freeze to death.

@minego Coffee is being displaced to you through an artificially-induced wormhole. Caution: the coffee may arrive at Planck temperature.

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This site is dedicated to birbs. A birb is a cute bird. In some instances another animal (dog, cat, rodent, even a snek may qualify)


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