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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

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Also, these ass hats have a good chance of catching this dry ass state on fire. Knock it off.

Oh joy, fireworks.

It isn't even July for a few more hours, but some of us so desperately need to celebrate this country being a thing that they have to keep the rest of us up.

Seriously, your home fireworks aren't impressing anyone. They are just annoying. If you like fireworks, go see an actual show and let the rest of us be, or at least wait until the 4th...

Whoa, amber is the color of your... Show more

Why do birds suddenly appear? Show more

Why do birds suddenly appear? Show more

I'm 🙋 pretty ✨cool 😎 if you :thaenkin: run 🏃 the numbers 📊

OMG, gorgeous photos of a ring-necked parakeet nibbling pink cherry blossoms.
ankewehner.tumblr.com/post/175
(made me squee out loud, so #cute)
#birds #sakura

ooooooonce there was this toooooooot that
you read in the voice of that Crash Test Dummies song

#birbs #parakeets Show more

Fresh ink Show more

Why do birds suddenly appear?

I mean, that's weird, right? You open up your freezer, looking for some leftover chili, and a flock of one-eyed crows comes flying out, all of them chanting something in an ancient runic language.

What's up with that?

reposting that with the story that goes with it, my #freebsd media box kept mysteriously rebooting, no amount of debugging or tracing seemed to pick up the spurious restarts. It turns out my 2yo "expert" loved the flashing lights as it started up, and found out how to hard reset it. 3 months of wondering wtf was happening until I filmed this.

No one advocates for cyclists. Show more

Selfie, birb Show more

hey if this post gets 1000 boosts then i'll be ashamed of a thousand of you

The orchid mantis is a big weird lanky bug, which is relatable, but she also rocks high-femme fashion while being a terrifying predator with swords for arms, which is aspirational.

We are not them Show more

I just found this... I stole it many years ago. That makes me laugh.

Pressure washers are great for cleaning shitty old bird cages. Also, I need to figure out how to throw out Steven's old shitty cage. I hate it.