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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

Step 1: Get out of bed
Step 2: Discard old coffee grounds
Step 3: Add new filter and grounds
Step 4: Turn on coffee maker
Step 5: Wait
Step 6: Pour cup of coffee
Step 7: Spit cold coffee all over the kitchen as you realize your mistake

Death mention (fish) 

This is dumb, but I'm curious... How do you feel about a person if you know they bought this product? Does it change your opinion of them?

Today was entirely filled with an attempt to recover from a massive fuck up. I think I managed it, just barely.

I've been trying to use Android 10's gesture mode, and I really don't understand why they made it so fucking hard to get to the app switcher!

I want swipe up to go to the switcher and a second swipe up to go to the home screen. That would be perfect!

Let me get to the app switcher without having to hold for 22 seconds you cowards!

I have to go buy all the food for Turkey Day ™️ later today and I'm dreading going to the store because it will be full of people!

I hate waiting for things I've ordered. Why can't it just appear instantly?! Isn't this the future yet?!

A few moments after hitting order on a new phone (mostly motivated by battery life) my phone turned itself off due to a low battery...

If I try to take a selfie my phone will now warn me to raise my phone for a better angle... I feel judged.

It is 9am and my Pixel 2's battery is at 64%... That is pathetic, and a problem. I need a phone with better battery life. Ugh.

Gross, illness, bodily functions, seriously don't read this 

8yo woke up very grumpy. First thing out of their mouth was "Make me happy!"

I mean, I try bud. I really do.

🎶 Breathing is the hardest thing to do 🎶 

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