Selfie, eye contact 

Hey look, I finally got my ears pierced!

I have many piercings, but not my ears... That is changing Monday.

The sun went down, so the cat woke up... She is a vampire.

Unfortunately it didn't occur to us to buy a Halloween tree until a few days ago... But, we have it now and every year after the clusterfuck that is 2020 will see this tree up from October 1 to Jan whatever the fuck.

Oh, and there will be a skull on the very top soon.

This jerk, looking right at you 

Might delete later. Sorry I'm so goofy looking.


I don't know about you, but if I get a vaccine that reduces my chances of getting covid-19 by 90%...

I'M STILL GONNA WEAR A FUCKING MASK! (And social distance, and wash my hands, and everything else.)

I'm not brittle 

I'm just a little
Scared of your temperament

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says... 

Sorry, we don't serve food here.

Selfie with eye contact 

Sammy is helping me work...


He's got his arms around every man's dream
And crumbs in his beard from the seafood special
Oh can't you see my world is falling apart?
Baby please, leave the biker
Leave the biker, break his heart
Baby please, leave the biker
Leave the biker, break his heart


A lways
B e
C supporting your friends and loved ones, as long you have the spoons and have practiced your self-care too

I wanna sink 

to the bottom with you 🎶

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