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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

Raise your hand if your first memory of the internet was Prodigy. βœ‹

I did a thing. It wasn't as hard as I was expecting and I think I did well. It has the potential to result in a very big change to my life, so now I'm very nervous and anxious about it.

Anyway, wish me luck. (Or don't. It is up to you. If you like me, wish me luck. If you dislike me then why are you even reading this?)

Okay, you get a selfie after all because I like the way the blue turned out this time.

Oh, one more thing. My hair is blue again. I thought you should know.

(I didn't feel like taking a selfie)

Sorry for the short interrupting. We will now resume not tooting.

DAMA (That stands for don't ask me anything. See what I did there?)

It may seem like I haven't been tooting lately, but that isn't the case. I've been tooting more than ever. You just haven't seen them because I blocked you.

(I hope it is obvious that this was just a terrible joke, and that I would never block any of you. (Except the one of you who I did just block, but you you deserved it.))

Remember when I did handwriting regularly? That was fun...

I found coffee and successfully did my demo on this conference call. Now I want to sleep for a few days.

I am stuck in a meeting. In a moment I'm going to have to present. I have not had coffee yet today.

Send help! In the form of coffee!

I was woken up by a 3.3 earthquake. So rude of the Earth to do that. I want my sleep back!

@minego It's International Book Giving Day, you old crank

@minego It's the anniversary of the day Hawaiians killed Captain Cook when he tried to kidnap their king, that's pretty fuckin awesome

I refuse to acknowledge that there is anything unique about today.

Remember. St Valentine was the patron saint of beekeeping. Celebrate Valentine's day the way it was meant to be celebrated.


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