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eye contact, #MastoVoice, introduction Show more

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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

Goodnight, kiddos (unless my brain decides to fuck with me...)

Okay, he left. He was mostly nice, but very chatty and I don't want to hear about killing people.


I'm sitting in a brewery, trying to avoid a conversation with a vet who is really eager to tell me about the people he killed in Desert Storm...

Is there anything better than relaxing and watching a movie with your favorite person on a Sunday morning?

Alcohol Show more

Me: I'm not feeling great. I should go to bed.
Buddy: Or, you can come have a drink!
Me: But...

Ugh. I'm so bored though!

Physical health - Show more

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Selfie with eye contact, feedback requested! Show more

Can someone tell this silly birb on my shoulder to sit still? I'm trying to play a game!

:flamingo: boosted

PSA Show more

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PDA Show more

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birb site

This site is dedicated to birbs. A birb is a cute bird. In some instances another animal (dog, cat, rodent, even a snek may qualify)


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