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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

I have to get on a plane in a little less than 24 hours to go to San Antonio for work. I also have to have my house ready for a showing Wednesday, because my landlord is looking for a new tenant since I am moving.

Oh, and I have to be packed and ready to move by Saturday morning.

I have managed to clean and pack the kids' room. I just have the entire rest of the house to go now!

HELP!

RMS, GNOME 

Packing sucks. Why do my kids have so much shit?

Mental health, negative 

Well, shit. Bots are dead. The server are running on needs to be rebuilt and I don't know when I'll find the time and energy for that.

Me: So, do you have a crush on anyone in your class?
8yo: No!
Me: No? Do you think any of them are cute?
8yo: No!
Me: Really? No cute kids at all?
8yo: NO! No one is cute!
Me: Okay
8yo: EXCEPT ME!

I need to find some boxes and start packing... GAH! I also have a work trip to Texas next week, right before my move.

I feel like I don't have time for... well... life.

The word dinosaur means "terrible lizard."

You are a terrible lizard. Your body regulates your temperature on its own. Your legs are directly underneath your body instead of on the sides of your body. You do not spend most of your time sitting completely still waiting for prey.

You are a very nice mammal, but a terrible lizard. So, I guess you're a dinosaur.

Doesn't Sam look pretty after his shower? (He actually does now that he is dry)

I'm getting too damned old for insomnia. Today is not going to be fun.

My new 3D printer is arriving today, but I can't use it until I've moved! I'm going to be so tempted to open it, but I can't.

11yo: A T-Rex probably could actually clap his hands, because their arms were like as long as yours.
Me: Yeah, but their bodies were a bit wider than mine.
11yo: Oh... Yeah.

I just ordered a DLP resin 3D printer because it is on sale. I can't use it until after I move because I need more space to be sure :sammy: doesn't get exposed to the fumes.

I can't wait!

No song's opening lyrics could ever beat Seretonia by Highly Suspect.

"I wish that everyone I knew was dead,
So that I never have to pick up the phone.
I just wanna be naked,
Masturbate all day at home."

My rental application was (finally) accepted! That was WAY too complicated and stressful.

Now I get more shit and paperwork to do, and then I have to move in 2 weeks! Eek!

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