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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

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If these two can't make it in this mixed up world, who can?

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Anyone else find themselves using mastodon's favorite feature as a, "I want to reassure you that you're not just yelling aimlessly into the void, ' button?

I'm unofficially calling it the, 'I hear you' button from now on.

*slaps the roof of the balls*

These babies can hold so much pee

I've started a game of on . The room name is "MastodonGameNight" and the password is "slime"

We'll start as soon as a few of you join. HURRY!

Okay, all y'all... I want to play Cards Against Humanity on and we really need more players for it. So... Who's up for it?

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Ketchup is just boneless tomato 😩😩😩

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Ugh, I'm having a mental breakdown or this is what Micah gets for taking work calls during work hours! 😁 So rude!

Is there anything better than spending a weekend playing board games with your favorite person?

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I guess you're funny sometimes but you know how to count.

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This cute guy is visiting at the bird rescue group meeting tonight. He had a bunch of medical problems before being adopted and is now recovering. He is adorable and likes to laugh.

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Fun Mastodon hack: don't shit on things people like if no one has asked for your opinion.

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No one wants to play with @minego and me so we're now doing jigsaws.
#TabletopSimulator

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Okay. Who wants to play Settlers of Catan or Cards Against Humanity in #TabletopSimulator in about 30min? #MastodonGameNight

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My sister got really offended when I sent you unsolicited dicks and I haven't scrolled back so which one it was.

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birb site

This site is dedicated to birbs. A birb is a cute bird. In some instances another animal (dog, cat, rodent, even a snek may qualify)

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