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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

:sam: just got a foot caught in my shirt pocket. It all worked out okay though.

And yes, birbs do indeed love ear scratches. They don't have an external ear but they do love be scratched gently right in that spot.

I'm trying to get work done, but :sam: wants me to keep scratching his ears. What am I supposed to do?

I seem to have committed to being at two places at once on Saturday. Oops.

This smart watch claims to get 30-45 days on a charge (they claim 30 days in one spot and 45 days in another) but arrived with 50% charge 24 hours ago and now reports 37%.

So, assuming that usage is very consistent and that the reported values are very accurate then I'm going to get less than 8 days on a charge! That is only 1/5th of what they advertise!

But 8 days is roughly 10 times the time my previous watch would get on a charge, so I'm happy as fuck with it :)

🎶 I always find the most creative ways to destroy myself Show more

Holy shit, I just found a site that sells a prepared giraffe neck and skull for display!

I wish I had millions of dollars so I could give it all to my friends and then buy myself a few weird cool thing is like this.

I know it is silly, but I really kinda want an old VW to play with again... I'm really tempted to go look at this one:

Do you ever wish you had as many vertebrae as a giraffe in your neck? Show more

Happy #EarthDay, mes chéries. Take a moment today to appreciate the beauty of the planet we share. And try to do something good for the world, if you can. 🌍

This watch thinks that I slept for almost 8 hours last night. It doesn't seem to see the difference between light sleep and laying in bed wide awake for hours staring at the ceiling and wishing that someone would break in and hit you over the head with a frying pan so you could finally get some sweet sweet sleep.

Ugh. Can we cancel today? I'm just not in the mood.

My new smart watch arrived today. This one is kinda half way between a fitness band and a smart watch... It feels very limited right now, but I think it will do what I want and actually stay charged longer than a day.

We'll see. It does sleep tracking as well, which should be a real shit show. That'll be fun to see the results of.

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