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If you find a sword that looks like a specific valuable sword but is actually a fake then would you say that sword was forged?

omg, I was sitting upstairs relaxing and my 12yo told me they heard a boss sound in the kitchen. I ran down and it smelled like sulfer! Someone had accidentally turned on one of the burners on the stove without lighting it.

I don't know how long it was on, but I have doors and windows open and the exhaust fan running. The smell is mostly gone now...

Fuck that is scary. Am I okay? Do I need to get the kids out of the house?!

I forgot to take my meds this morning and didn't realize it until I could barely bring a cup of coffee to my lips without spilling it everywhere. I am shaking a lot now. Tremors are so frustrating.

Can I have one astronomically large coffee, please?

I woke up with a headache. I managed to get myself showered and dressed, and even got the kids off to school and called into a meeting on time.

Despite all of that I somehow still have my headache!


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I had a dream that I was living in England on a street with a bunch of old people who all had outhouses for some reason and through a series of accidents involving cars, large machinery and some military equipment from WWII I woke up thinking I had to go buy 6 new toilets...

I went to the gym again. I'm tired again. Go me?

My brain was all fried today so I took a quick late lunch break and played a bit of Dark Souls. When I started I had had Nito and Gwyn left. Last time I played this point on took 3 or 4 days...

Well, I did it in about an hour this time! I even managed to party Gwyn successfully many times in order to beat him.

I don't know if I'm getting better or if I just have a better build this time. First playthrough was a strength build. Second was magic. This time was dex.



That thing where you constantly check the news just in case the world is suddenly okay but it never is...

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