Food (chicken) 

The chicken bulgogi was really good.

Food (raw meat) 

The bulgogi I made the other night was so damned good that I decided to make it again...

My girlfriend doesn't like steak all that much, so I'm trying chicken and steak this time. So, I have a pound of steak and a pound of chicken marinating.

I'm going to have so much left over....

Why can't I unboost things if the original author has blocked me?

It seems like mastodon is just rubbing in how much I'm hated. It is really rather rude.

I'm not brittle 

I'm just a little
Scared of your temperament

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says... 

Sorry, we don't serve food here.

Selfie with eye contact 

Sammy is helping me work...


He's got his arms around every man's dream
And crumbs in his beard from the seafood special
Oh can't you see my world is falling apart?
Baby please, leave the biker
Leave the biker, break his heart
Baby please, leave the biker
Leave the biker, break his heart


A lways
B e
C supporting your friends and loved ones, as long you have the spoons and have practiced your self-care too

I wanna sink 

to the bottom with you 🎶

Selfie with eye contact 

I feel good about myself today, so I thought I'd share...

Did you know that most cephalopods have very short life spans, and that most of them die shortly after mating? Some live for as little as 6 months.


Koalas have two thumbs on each hand. I thought you should know.

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