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Be the hermit you don't want to see in the world.

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This old boy is Buddy. He's 14, and belongs to my ex & kids. I'm watching him while she's out of town.

In spite of the fact that he's a Very Good Boy, I'm refusing to share my pizza. Clearly I'm a cad.

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Headphones can be microphones. LEDs can sense light. I need ears that can talk, eyes that can shine, a tongue that can generate flavours, and a nose that is also an olfactory factory before I will be satisfied. #iodreams

I'm watching 72 Cutest Animals with my kids. My 10yo keeps getting mad that there are animals other than penguins on the list and my 7yo keeps yelling "So much cuter than a penguin!" about every animal just to annoy his brother.

Me: [Walks out of a store, without buying anything]
Employee at register: Did you find everything okay?
Me: Yup

10yo: Hey, dad!
Me: [continues sleeping]
10yo: Wanna see my Lego spaceship?
Me: [continues sleeping]
10yo: Oh, you're sleeping
Me: [stirs slightly, confused]
10yo: [describes Lego spaceship in detail for 20 minutes for some reason]

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Hey youall, seeing lots of talk about the birdsite. but how about the actual cute birdies?

Kakapoos are my favorite ones! take a look at this cutie living their best life.

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you'll find a lot of #handwriting folks on mastodon

@minego is a good one to follow

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Since there are so many new people here recently, I thought it might be a good time to invite anyone who is interested to join in on doing practice.

The only rules are:
- Use the tag if you want others to find your posts.
- Try to encourage others.

There are many different word lists going around & you can pick whichever one you like. I try to post the list I'm using with my words each day, in case you want to use the same list.

Welcome & enjoy!

I made it upstairs for a bit, and so I did my handwriting practice for the weekend.

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My friends and I trying to make summer end.

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I think dudes should comment on each others mastodon selfies the way girls comment on each others Instagram ones

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I find it very interesting to see Mastodon used so frequently to discuss how to use some of its various features properly, such as content warnings and image descriptions.

I frequently struggle with creating software that will be easy to use, and with finding ways to help users understand and take advantage of features.

Mastodon doesn't seem to have done anything particularly novel to do this, but the community has.

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bob's burgers got a lot better when i realised it was about the kids and not the parents

kinda like how simpsons is much better when you grow up and realise it's about homer and marge and not the kids

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