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"things that are commonly known worldwide but that rich white americans are only now hearing about" with john oliver

*almost weeping the whole evening because of how I care about characters*

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thinking about how many times military insubordination has prevented nuclear war

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hi I've spent all try trying to fix a blocked toilet please buy my band's music

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Also what's wrong with people naming things "shellshock"? It is an horrible thing

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"I'll just watch till 11:30 and go to bed"
*sits there at 1 AM, shocked, staring into the void*

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Remember pondering the orbs can be a social activity with your friends and family.

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Some "thinkers" want to present the choice of not vaccinating as a democratic choice akin to unhealthy eating. This is an inaccurate analogy.

An accurate analogy is that not vaccinating yourself is like drunk-driving. Sure, you are highly likely to hurt yourself, but you also might kill an entire crowd of people because of your recklessness.

If not vaccinating is ok, drunk-driving is also ok.

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i feel very confident in saying that nostalgia is a cancer on the national psyche

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I've mentioned before that #Gruoch has, without any training, taken it upon herself to wait patiently, while I photograph subjects. I've now noticed that she actually watches the wildlife I'm photographing.

Here she is looking across the canal, directly at the Cormorant, as I'm photographing it.

Eventually, I will just get Gruoch to take the photographs, too.

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #photo #photography

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i have crafted the worlds worst spaced flowchart for your convenience. to aid u in trying times

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Wenn diese Zahlen zur neuen Variante #B11529 sich bestätigen sollten, verheißt das nichts gutes. Hinzu kommt: Mutationen am erhöhen das Risiko, dass die Impfung weniger gut schützt. In Regionen, die jetzt schon am Limit sind, wäre das der Supergau. 😢

Didn't buy Psychonauts but bought Neverwinter Nights and both Baldur's Gate and now I'm thinking why.
I should prolly just return NN and BG1.

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here are all the true facts I know about the US:

- Portland is a city that exists simultaneously at three different locations, but you never know where

- There's no cities in Texas, it's just Texas.

- California, especially the golden gate bridge, is constantly being destroyed by aliens or monsters or Magneto.

- the US has it's own moon and its fake

- George Washington cut down a cherry tree once and that's why Washington D.C stands for Washington District of Cherries

- the heartland is full of violent groups of armed horses on motor bikes

- there is one man in Florida, he is unstoppable.

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