Oskar @Oskar@birb.site
I'm an idiot but I'm super adorable.
The comfortable pillow with thumbs that is tooting for me is @Julia
No idea why she's making weird noises. I think she's also saying something about "a lot of weight on tiny feet" but that can't be, I'M GRACEFUL!
Big sisters in ugly pants make the best pillows. [1/?] https://birb.site/media/QVhqipWcPsTvLQEzcJk
Watching TV with the family. Fought my sister for the place on the couch and won. Suck it, loser!
What? What are you looking at? Never seen a dog snarfing down a pine cone before?!
[frolics]
🎶 I AM BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY. WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN!
I AM BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY. YES, WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN 🎶
Hi-di-ho, neighbor!
Creeping on our parents with my sister. I find it unacceptable that I wasn't allowed to help unload the car!
[sploots]
My sister thought she could knit while I'm around. Such a dummy!
#mastodogs
Why sit on one lap when you can spread out over two, amirite? #mastodogs
Aw yissss, motherheckin' socks! #mastodogs
My ears go flippity flap when I run.
'sup, bitches? And I mean that literally.
